You think you look 29, but people say, "So how old are you, 29"? and then laugh hysterically.
You'd rather have a tooth pulled than put on a swimming suit.
You think it's rude when people check their Blackberries in meetings.
You buy bras designed by civil engineers.
You'd rather type a letter than text.
You consider your upper arms urban blight.
You still own a fruit crate full of LPs.
You remember when variegated acrylic yarn was the cool stuff.
You spend more on skin care than the gross national product of some countries.
You long for tuna noodle casserole.
You know what Fortran is.
You idolized Arnold Palmer and in later years, Davy Jones.
You're more interested in knitting for an hour than happy hour.
Nake-id Knits, proudly born on July 14, 1960.