Ghost of Christmas Past

Time to bring out the old holiday traditions. How 'bout a rousing chorus of:

The 12 Days of Knitmas

    On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
A Universal sweater machine.

 

On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Two turtle necks
And a Universal sweater machine.

 

On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Three French knits

Two turtle necks
And a
Universal sweater machine.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four needle sets
Three French knits

Two turtle necks
And a
Universal sweater machine.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five cashmere goats!
Four needle sets

Three French knits

Two turtle necks
And a
Universal sweater machine.

 

(Moving right along)

 

On the [twelfth] day of Christmas
My true love sent to me

12 thrummers thrumming

11 purlers purling
10 llamas leaping
Nine knitters shopping
Eight bitches stitching
Seven hookers hooking

Six raglans blocking

Five cashmere goats!
Four needle sets

Three French knits

Two turtle necks

And a Universal sweater machine.

 

Comments (7) -

December 1. 2006 02:59

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Much better than the original.  I don't know where I would house all those goats and knitters and thrummers tho.  Some times true loves don't think gifts through.  ;)

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December 3. 2006 07:02

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I love this!...but what is a "universal sweater machine"?

John |

December 5. 2006 04:34

Cookie

What a hoot!  Love the thrummers thrumming!

Cookie |

December 15. 2006 21:03

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OK

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December 16. 2006 16:15

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ok

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June 29. 2007 13:42

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only stores he ever enters are sports-related and I already have every imaginable article of outdoor clothing and ski equipment one could imagine.
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